jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

looxury:

HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO DESPERATE ABOUT SOMEONE NOT LIKING YOU BACK, THAT YOU JUST GET THIS TIGHT, SQUEEZING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST AND IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH

129.

fyeahsurveys:

Strike out everything you’ve done.

Had Beer

Smoked an entire cigarette

Done drugs.

Written on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book. 

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga

Been in a car accident. 

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Camped out

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini.

Driven a car

Been sent to the principal. 

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class. 

Failed a test.

Went to summer school. 

Got worse than a D

Got A’s, A’s and B’s.

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music. 

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

Wore fishnets. 

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had surgery.

Had my license. 

Been to college.

Graduated high school.

Attempted suicide.

Self harmed.

Worn colored contacts.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart. 

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight.

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 

Broke a bone.

Gotten stung by a bee/wasp

Eaten something bad/expired.

Threw up from being so drunk.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

Danced with someone of the same sex.

Owned an ipod

Danced with someone of the opposite sex. 

Owned an iphone.

Fell for a best friend. 

Stole a friend’s significant other.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away. 

Had a job.

Been fired.

Lied to a friend.

Lied to a family member.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on Youtube. 

Started a rumor about someone. 

Talked bad about someone.

Dropped out of school.

Deliberately failed a test.

Been skinny dipping.

Counted to a million.

Counted to a thousand.

Ate rabbit meat.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada.

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass.

Hugged someone today.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window. 

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Wish you were somebody else

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Kissed someone

Been to a concert

Seen your favorite band live

Met a celebrity

Met your favorite band

Own more than 10 CD’s

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

telapathetic:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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